It’s Aquarius’ World, We’re Just Living In It

It might surprise you to know that us potato-heads are huge horoscope people. We follow them religiously in order to know everything from how our work month will turn out to if the new guy one of us is dating is “compatible”. This month is all about you, Aquarius. Don’t you worry your ambitious little head, according to the AstroTwins, Tali and Ophira Edut – the identical twins who are astrologists to the stars – you need to relax. Read below to see what is in store for you in 2016.

Yes, it happens to be an election year in the U.S., Aquarius, but unless you’re legit running for office, it’s time to stop being such a damn politician. Instead of spreading yourself around like avocado on gluten-free toast at a Paleo banquet, focus on deepening a few intimate ties. No “OMG guys thanks for 60 million followers!” humblebrags for you this year. In fact, you might even want to deactivate a couple of those accounts.

Read the full list of horoscopes from the AstroTwins.